gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake

when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.

tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"

by lenabean December 19, 2005

Fake Woke

Fake woke is when someone tries to discredit actual facts then pretend their ideology on the matter is true. Fake Woke has been a trend ever since in the Age of Informationpeople, hackers, whistle blowers have given the public information that has been kept secret overtime; so the government has given the green light on private agencies (Facebook Cambridge Analytica/Meme “creators” as an example) to create posts, articles contradicting actual facts/truths. People known as sheeple who think they know but do not know begin to share and spread those memes and articles of the falsified information all over the net, creating two sides of the Woke trend keeping the actual truth/actual woke people buried under all the gibberish of false information accomplishing the governments agenda of keeping the masses divided, confused and away from the actual FACTS.

CoronaVirus is fake, it barely killed anyone. It’s just to make people panic.

But it’s actually 10x lethal than the flu, killed more people that SARS and MERS in just two months, has spread to 6 continents. You’re being fake woke

by i415efp March 11, 2020

fakefire

humor for the idiotic bandwagonners

loser: This is FakeFire's guide on how to get women.
idiot: fuck you
loser: dis is fakefires gide on how 2 get womens
idiot: LOL!!!!!11

by rachelbear April 2, 2008

fake lesbian

when a girl pretends to be a lesbian and therfore turns on a member of the opposite sex. By doing this making the male erect and refusing to stimulate him to ejaculation. Also causing blue ball

Emily pretended to pull Jo and enjoy it giving me a hard on. She is a fake lesbian.

by dariush October 8, 2005

Fake Paddy's Day

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.

Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009

Fake Cigarette

A fake cigarette is any rollable hand rolled cigarette e.g. top, buglar, american spirit when in the company of real cigarettes, which are any name brand cigarettes e.g Camel, Newport, Marlboro.

Yeah, but those are fake cigarettes.

by tokyo_rockwell December 7, 2010

fake pumping

claiming to have something that you really dont; lying; being fake; Originated in Cleveland, OH

"I gets so much money!"
--"Yea, whatever. Stop fake pumping!"

by cleveland'_'bread November 26, 2010