one-way feldman

A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.

“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”

by PittFan90210 October 19, 2006

fieldy

KoRn's bassist and one of the best bassists out there right now.

To hear some of his skill, listen to the low rattling he makes in the beginning of Here To Stay.

by Luka April 21, 2004

Shit Fiend

A person who shits their pants and dosent even care. They actually find it enjoyable and attractive and don't even care that anyone else finds it digusting and stinky.

Guy: Helen, is such a shit fiend
Other Guy: Yea yo, that bitch is mad gross. I wouldnt fuck her with your dick
Guy: Fuck you

by IMMADEVIL September 1, 2008

Corey Feldman

(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while commenting on their failed career.

(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.

1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman

2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!

by Kyle MacLachlan April 25, 2006

dope fiend move

an act or effort by a drug addict to trick or mislead another person to gain advantage.

Too many examples to list, but... 1."Give me the money and wait here and I'll go get change." (and the fiend never returns) -or- 2. A group of friends are out to eat and when it comes time to pay the bill, the fiend pulls a $100 bill from his wallet and says, "anyone have change?" (Of course no one does, and everyone has to pool money to pay for the fiends meal.)

by Martin W. January 26, 2005

misti-fied

being in a stupefied state of enamored elation resulting from an encounter with a fly girl named Misti. See also 'resist the Mist'.

"Dude, he used to drop the playa science, but now he's all Misti-fied n' shit."

by 8six753oh9 April 5, 2003

Feldercarb

Bullshit. Originated on the original "Battlestar Galactica" program.

"Read what the Sci-Fi Channel has planned for the 'Battlestar Galactica' revival? Man, what a load of FELDERCARB!"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003