Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

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ex-mullet

Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance

"EX-MULLET"

by YaBoiUhSkinnyPenis December 13, 2018

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NJO H EX X

Josh's last words after being arrested for debt, being a pedophile and being in the Shotasome GC.

Theory by Natsume_666 / Eden: NJO H EX X means no s*x, meaning he was h*rny but got arrested before he could m*sturb*t*.

''Remember Josh's last words?''
''NJO H EX X ? Yes, it was inspiring..''

by axel^_^ April 9, 2023

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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

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Star boy 1K ex

by 9999999666 February 17, 2024

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ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017

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