The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025

Beyond Good And Evil 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Beyond Good And Evil 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

/evil

The tone tag that is used when a person says a sentence with evil tones/evil intentions.
Can also be used by abbreviating to "/e".

"I bought us two tickets to go see The Super Mario Bros movie this Saturday!/evil"
"What does that mean?"
"I intend to throw hot dogs at the screen"

by jamiefinns February 27, 2023

Evil Theory

The worst players in Rainbow Six Siege will get the best black ice guaranteed.

HE GOT SMG 11??? He's a fucking bronze, legit evil theory

by BlingCake November 14, 2020

Evil Eric

Eric but incredibly evil. Usually fat and bisexual don't mind being pegged. Every Eric that you know has an evil counterpart.

"Be careful Eric I'm sensing your Evil Eric around here, you better hide"

by Evil Eric Hunter January 18, 2024

Get Evil

Military slang for getting serious before a mission or operation.

Sergeant: "We're carrying out an ambush at 1900, get evil."

Soldiers: "Hoorah!"

by Falcondescribed April 8, 2022

Evil Gang

A secret society from Oslo’s west side with evil intentions. A person who belongs to the Evil Gang is typically a midget with silver hair. They have an insane amount of rizz, which makes all the other fuckers around jealous. A member of this alliance lost their virginity on the teachers desk in elementary school. They got big tits and a giant monster dick ready to penetrate holes in your wall at any moment.

“Oh Jesus, this sexy midget has already stolen 7 virginities”

“They’re definitely a part of the Evil Gang”

“Oh yeah so sexy I want them so bad”

by sexy ginger bastard sponge August 6, 2023