The Chilean Earthquake

When your drilling a girl in the ass and she farts on purpose and it vibrates your dick to get you off.

"dude whats with the big ass grin"
"I got the chilean earthquake last night"

by dean and wyatt May 12, 2009

The scum of the earth

Normally hood girls that will repost any ignore if you hate God post or find 20 dollars in the next 5 minutes or ignore if you hate your mom etc on any other day there are at least 5 of these posts on their story so if you check out their story be ready for a guilt trip

I hate em
Yea they suck
The scum of the earth

by Ig:Seantallkid October 21, 2019

scorched earth

for one entity to minimize incentive for a hostile entities to take over (from a military strategy of destroying anything of one's own assets the enemy could use during an occupation, popularized by China during World War 2)

The scorched earth campaign to stop them from nationalizing their business would surely backfire when customers complained.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2010

Down to Earth

An grossly overused, idiotic phrase which technically means "one who has no imagination." The funny thing is, the type of people who generally assign this quality to themselves are the artsy-creative type. To many drugs will do that too you.

The quality users are trying to express is: genuine, real.

That guy is really "down to Earth..." oh he is huh? well thank god he is not "up on Mars."

by yea, uh no. November 27, 2006

German Earthquake

The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.

Last night my husband gave me the world's best German Earthquake!

by Poot Wilter March 7, 2008

earth mark two

After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....

Earth Mark Two Rocks My Socks.

by beattie April 14, 2005

Earth

The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.

Alien 1: Oh crap, here comes a Earther!
Alien 2: Run for your life!
Human 1: Hahahaha! *gunfire*

by Disillusioned Hippie December 28, 2005