Christianity

see cult. That's all you need to know.

Christianity is a cult.

by Disillusioned Hippie September 26, 2005

Karl Marx

My favorite Marx brother.

Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto.

by Disillusioned Hippie October 03, 2005

pretzel

Would-be assassin of George W. Bush.

Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.

by Disillusioned Hippie January 15, 2006

Mormons

A cult, descended from the bigger cult Christianity, pioneered by a polygamist. Its holy book is the Book of Mormon, written by said polygamist. Very bad for the planet.

Hey, Mormons! Ever heard of OVERPOPULATION!?

by Disillusioned Hippie September 25, 2005

Hell's outhouse

A really lousy place. See, Hell is supposed to suck, so Hell's outhouse would be even worse.

Jesus H. Christ, that guy's crib is Hell's outhouse!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 09, 2005

root beer

The best damn soda in the world!

Henry Weinhard's by favorite bottled root beer, A&W's my favorite canned root beer.

by Disillusioned Hippie September 18, 2005

beaner

A lazy Mexican immigrant.

Wow, look at that beaner, just scratching his nutsack.

by Disillusioned Hippie September 24, 2005