Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022

Un-existent

Un-existent normally means committing suicide or die to multiple causes.

I fucking committed Un-existent Morty.

by A random human who exists September 11, 2022

Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”

by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022

4am existentialism

when your awake at 4am and have nothing to do but be alone with your own thoughts. just you with your mind. nothing and anything could happen but it doesn’t so you just sit there. blankly starring at the ceiling.

“do you ever have 4am existentialism? because i do..”

by kosmic_weedBrownie November 28, 2022

UK Existence

The uk existence is how long the uk has existed for

This is the coldest winter there is in the uk existence

by That 1 Ginger December 8, 2022

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

American Exit

Making and attempt to politely leave a party while considerably drunk. Often against the will of other party-goers and who may try to physically stop the endeavor. Similar to the Canadian Goodbye.

The group of women at the front door stopped his American Exit.

by Foreskingamer69 February 4, 2023