Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.
by Daddydef February 20, 2015
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Girl 2: My mom gave me a cake today and i ate it like a Rhys Evans
Immy: AHHHHHHHH RHYS EVANS GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE, HES TOUCHING MY BUM!!!!!!!
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Joe: Did you hear? James watched Neon Genesis Evangelion last week.
Charles: Yeah, coincidentally he was also diagnosed with severe depression last week as well.
Charles: Yeah, coincidentally he was also diagnosed with severe depression last week as well.
by Bozo_gaming February 7, 2022
Get the Neon Genesis Evangelion mug.Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.
Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!
by staff December 9, 2008
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WARNING: CONTAINS MILD SPOILERS...
Note: If you ever hear of GEHIRN, that is the old name for NERV.
The best, most complex anime ever created. It consists of 26 episodes and two movies ("End of Evangelion" and "Death and Rebirth").
To actually understand the series, you need to have watched The End Of Evangelion before the last two episodes, which are extremely confusing; lots of images and ideas thrown at you all at once, whilst the movie breaks them up and helps you to understand.
In the year 2000 the "Second impact" occured, melting the polar ice caps and putting much of the worlds land under sea. As much as half of the worlds population was killed in this event. The dinosaurs were wiped out in the same way, but the event was much bigger, this was the "First impact".
Now the organisation "NERV" is created, by another, (SEELE), to keep a strange race, which we have named the "angels", from causing a "Third impact". NERV created a huge bio-mech called an Evangelion to protect Earth, as conventional weapons are no use against the Angels.
The "pilots" of Evangelion all have to be born after the second impact, which makes them all 14 years old, these are: Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Sohryu and Rei Ayanami. The pilots sit inside the Evangelion and "Sync" with it, for example, if the Evangelion is hurt, so is the pilot, but this proves to be an effective method of controlling the Eva.
SPOILERS:
Impacts are caused by an Angel joining with the original angel, "Adam". The second impact was only small because Adam was in an embryonic state, deliberatly caused my SEELE.
SPOILER:
The evangelions are a living thing, and must have a soul. This is very confusing, but I believe that Shinji's mother's soul is in Evangelion Unit 01, Asuka's Mother's in Unit 02 and some part of Rei's conciousness in Unit 00.
This basically concludes the story. Everybody should watch this series, it makes a creepy kind of sense.
SPOILER:
We are all seperate because we need each other to live, we reject each other, we use sadness to exist, if we were all dead, harmony would reign, and we would become our original self. You see this original self in the End Of Evangelion Movie.
Note that there are a lot of hidden meanings in this series, see if you can find them all ^_^...
Naoko :)
WARNING: CONTAINS MILD SPOILERS...
Note: If you ever hear of GEHIRN, that is the old name for NERV.
The best, most complex anime ever created. It consists of 26 episodes and two movies ("End of Evangelion" and "Death and Rebirth").
To actually understand the series, you need to have watched The End Of Evangelion before the last two episodes, which are extremely confusing; lots of images and ideas thrown at you all at once, whilst the movie breaks them up and helps you to understand.
In the year 2000 the "Second impact" occured, melting the polar ice caps and putting much of the worlds land under sea. As much as half of the worlds population was killed in this event. The dinosaurs were wiped out in the same way, but the event was much bigger, this was the "First impact".
Now the organisation "NERV" is created, by another, (SEELE), to keep a strange race, which we have named the "angels", from causing a "Third impact". NERV created a huge bio-mech called an Evangelion to protect Earth, as conventional weapons are no use against the Angels.
The "pilots" of Evangelion all have to be born after the second impact, which makes them all 14 years old, these are: Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Sohryu and Rei Ayanami. The pilots sit inside the Evangelion and "Sync" with it, for example, if the Evangelion is hurt, so is the pilot, but this proves to be an effective method of controlling the Eva.
SPOILERS:
Impacts are caused by an Angel joining with the original angel, "Adam". The second impact was only small because Adam was in an embryonic state, deliberatly caused my SEELE.
SPOILER:
The evangelions are a living thing, and must have a soul. This is very confusing, but I believe that Shinji's mother's soul is in Evangelion Unit 01, Asuka's Mother's in Unit 02 and some part of Rei's conciousness in Unit 00.
This basically concludes the story. Everybody should watch this series, it makes a creepy kind of sense.
SPOILER:
We are all seperate because we need each other to live, we reject each other, we use sadness to exist, if we were all dead, harmony would reign, and we would become our original self. You see this original self in the End Of Evangelion Movie.
Note that there are a lot of hidden meanings in this series, see if you can find them all ^_^...
Naoko :)
by Naoko Karou January 1, 2005
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by EpicNaeNae87 August 20, 2018
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1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
by One Who Is Awesome Beyond Contemplation November 14, 2007
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