Dailening

The art of cracking anothers phone screen, and or, being obsessively annoying and compulsive.

Example 1:
Girl: I'm SOOO mad, josh just got done Dailening me. My phone screen in ruined.

Example 2:
Girl: I wish he would stop texting me
Friend: Why?
Girl: He won't leave me alone! He keeps dailening me!

by Jdonty June 16, 2014

Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.

I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!

by Rastachickenslut February 23, 2015

dairy pussy

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.

My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.

by señor snatch March 16, 2015

dairyrrhea

What happens when lactose intolerant people eat too much dairy.

I shouldn't have eaten that milkshake...I'm totally going to have dairyrrhea now.

by Lactose lover April 26, 2016

dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016

Dairy Queen

The one place that is consistently out of ice cream, food, napkins, water, and power

I was going to Dairy Queen, but it was out of everything.

by prohibular May 17, 2016

daila

Daila is a cute person with a large heart. She loves everybody and hate nobody, also if they don't like her. Daila is a girl that is very crazy but very smart. Finally, Daila is the girl that you must have as a friend. She is attentive and wish the best for all her friends. But also she is very sensitive and often manipulated. Her friends hurt her and she is very sad about it. Daila is a gold person.

"Daila CAN you help me? " I would be there for anything.

by Pikatchu033 December 25, 2016