A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.
The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.
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