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The name hayden just sucks, he’s not attractive he’s ducking ugly. He’s smart but is a nerd. He’s so unathletic he’s scrawny as hell. No girl deserves a man like Hayden.
by Inthejungle42069 October 14, 2019
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Martin Cumshak is the idea that one who is above 6 0 is of Russian and Korean descent. Typically a Martin Cumshak would avoid contact with woman above the ages of 7.
He's dating this 7 yr old and is russian/korean. He's a Martin Cumshak
by Inthejungle42069 December 10, 2021
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