Definitions by Inthejungle42069

Martin Cumshak 

Martin Cumshak is the idea that one who is above 6 0 is of Russian and Korean descent. Typically a Martin Cumshak would avoid contact with woman above the ages of 7.

He's dating this 7 yr old and is russian/korean. He's a Martin Cumshak

Martin Cumshak by Inthejungle42069 December 9, 2021

Hayden 

The name hayden just sucks, he’s not attractive he’s ducking ugly. He’s smart but is a nerd. He’s so unathletic he’s scrawny as hell. No girl deserves a man like Hayden.

Ugh it’s hayden.

Hayden by Inthejungle42069 October 14, 2019