Corn count

The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.

After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.

by chork November 30, 2005

coronaphobia

The fear of catching the current strain (COVID-19 in March 2020) of human coronavirus, expressed by wearing a face mask in public, or simply avoiding public places, public events and public transport.

Wow, we've lost half the audience to the show tonight due to coronaphobia

by natts March 7, 2020

Corvette Widow

A woman who is left by her husband for his really nice corvette.

Red, I don't want to become a corvette widow. What am I supposed to do to avert this?

by Toastman0007 May 10, 2010

Corporate Clown

1. One who serves a corporate entity (rather than just working) to extremes who willingly, knowingly and carelessly violates peoples rights, commits fraud, causes harms and dangers and generally bows down to a false authority created by an unhealthy allegiance to their paycheck masters.

2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.

3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.

4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.

The airport public relations representative acted like a true Corporate Clown even in the presence of a peace officer informing him he was wrong in trying to exceed his power and exercise authority he did not have, while protecting the rights of citizens handing out TSA opt-out fliers to travelers.

by infowarrior DD November 29, 2012

corvette stingray

Probably the absolute best in the American car line up today, which is saying something, considering the fact that 'Merica is the best country in the world. The 'Vette is usually backed by a Small Block Chevy V8, and a 4/6 speed transmission depending on the generation. So far, Chevy's made a Stingray Corvette in every good generation of Corvettes. The newest one being the 2014 C7 Corvette. Look it up. Read about it. Look at it. Worship it. This message brought to you by GM. Good evening, 'Merica.

Corvette GM Stingray Corvette Stingray

by BigMac32 January 5, 2014

corbyn matthew besson

one of the most inspirational humans ever. He is currently in a band called Why Don't We, and they have an amazing album called 8 letters which you should totally go listen to right now. Corbina is my parents. Like this, if there also your parents and your my long lost limelight sibling

CORBYN MATTHEW BESSON is beautiful.

by mind your own bisness May 6, 2019

cOrn

Porn, usually performed by a woman, may include cornhole and other kink.

Why dont you perform cOrn?

by 8trackgto September 2, 2021