cracker

adj.

used to describe something unwanted or stupid. similar to gay

1."You like my car? It's a pinto."

"Man, why would you drive a car as cracker as that?"

2. "My computer crashed again? What a cracker!"

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Allabama nut cracker

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.

That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself

by Jamesk December 11, 2008

Cracker G

The name given to a white gangster.

Sup, Cracker G?

by KnifeYaD November 19, 2009

cracker cakes

Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.

Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?

by sucio2 August 13, 2010

Cracker Dick

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.

Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet

by DiabloRain October 22, 2014

Cracker

Smelly , dirty baggy pants look like they are wearing a grown diaper. Oily bad hair, smelly with no front teeth, and the teeth they do have are rotten.

Commonly known as trailer trash.

Hey billy you cracker , did you go cow tipping last night?

Hey margret, how was the squirrel soup you cracker!

by TheTruther1997 February 5, 2017

Cracker

In ireland people say cracker to describe a beautiful girl they would love to legally rape.

Bro look at that cracker, she has fat tits.

by Penis water January 4, 2020