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Corn-chaining

Eating undigested corn from faeces, then repeating this process in a chain of different people until said corn is digested.
A: I think I'm just going to do some corn-chaining with the family this weekend.
B: Nice. I had a 7-man corn-chain going last month.
by ChewCracker October 7, 2020
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8,000 chains

A fancy way to say 100 miles for those who love numbers, especially big numbers.
Where can we go within 100 miles of home?

8,000 chains? How about New York City!
by Ohio River East October 30, 2021
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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
by digitteknohippie August 3, 2012
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Chain-Yankin'

The act of baseball-sliding into another man's butt cheeks, then furiously grabbing hold of his Johnson, yanking it down aggressively.
Damn, did you see Enrique get done Chain-Yankin' Tommy? He never saw it coming.
by They Call Me Trinity September 11, 2025
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apple chain

apple chain - the wrong way or ignorant way of saying Appalachian,
pronounce it as "Appa-latch-uh
ignorant man: you one of them apple chain redneck hillbillies that live in the mountains!
by Blu_leef January 13, 2025
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Erect Chains

If a person is constantly brainrotting
Every time I come online my friend is already having erect chains.
by AZZILA May 22, 2025
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OFF CHAINS

An act that is/was done by someone or something that was utterly ridiculous, incredible, or hilarious.
Oi have you heard that new song by Bhad Bhabie, It's "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

Oi did you see that guy at the party doing the robot, he was "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

Oi did you see that bird take a phat dump on Joe Bidens head, that was seriosuly "OFF CHAINS" mayn!
by Man whose OFF CHAINS May 2, 2022
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