computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac

This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.

by arris January 27, 2008

aerobic commuter

One who applies the basic principles of aerobic commuting and thus enjoys his or her commute.

My daily commute has become my favorite time of the day since I read "The Aerobic Commuter".

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 8, 2010

Computerous

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.

My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

by pseudonymwillappearonlineiknow August 21, 2011

computar

A word used by ralph on the Simpsons

"the computar taste like chicken"

by anon July 24, 2003

Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003

computerplaegic

Refers to adults that are paralized at the sight of a computer; also those who are terrified at the thought of using a computer.

Technophobes; Anti-Geek

Having taken pity on his computerplaegic father, the 12 year-old helps him with his laptop.

by E. Irvin Fischer February 6, 2008

computerist

A computerist is a person who feels some form of prejudice towards a particular brand, model or color of a computer.

"You think my computer is going to crash just because it's black? What a computerist you are!"

by JackIsReallyCool December 18, 2012