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corny blumpkin

when you eat corn the night before, then get a blumpkin and the girl eats the corn out of your shit
My girlfriend and I had a nice dinner with corn as one of the sides, lets just say she enjoyed it better the second time during the corny blumpkin.
by the town bicycle July 18, 2009
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Burning Blumpkin

To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.

An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.
The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."

Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"

The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."
by The Real BDP February 26, 2008
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Faux Reverse Blumpkin

The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.

Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.
by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009
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Blumpkin Double Duo

When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.
It started out as a normal blumpkin, but then I turned it double duo.
by Turkmanistan May 8, 2003
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blumpkin

when you get your dick sucked as you take a fat shit on the toilet.
Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.
by ihategays41 December 10, 2018
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Blumpkin

A guy received oral sex while a girl was going to the bathroom.
Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.
by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021
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