Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

North Korean Blumpkin

When your partner is cosplaying as a character from any source of media while you get a blumpkin from them. While getting the Blumpkin, you scroll through your phone looking at rule 34 of that character their cosplaying.

"do the jenny mod." north Korean blumpkin

by iloveblumpkin1234567890 May 18, 2025

Blumpkin Friday

The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin

Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Skibidi blumpkin

A blumpkin served by no other than skibidi toilet himself

"I just got a skibidi blumpkin by Ms Anderson"

by Lil_big_fister420_67_R34 June 1, 2025

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin

When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.

Yo dude after you left the pizza place last night Chica gave my the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin.

by anonymous November 28, 2024

Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.

by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025