wood bath

Getting beat by a night stick or wooden club.

That guy pissed off that cop and he got a wood bath for it.

by molecule64 November 3, 2009

Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable

I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!

Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."

Marty: "Okay."

An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...

Lynda: "I love that store."

Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"

by m_piet April 28, 2010

Turkish Bath

Picture this: You are in the shower getting ready for a night out, maybe even with a beer in your hand. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a crap. Unfortunately, you have no choice but to exit the hot shower and sit on the pot all wet. The steamy shit smell mixed with the hot humid air in the bathroom creates a wretched stink like no other. I have never been to turkey, nor do I have anything against the Turks. But in my mind i imagine this situation to smell exactly like a turkish fucking bath.

El Gombo: "Dude, I was fucking pouding a Yuenling in the showah before hitting up Donny's tonight and I got the rumbles wicked bad.

Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"

by tom tickelmanuts December 19, 2009

bates

can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging

"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"

by Andy Colabella April 10, 2007

bath

When one takes a serious monetary loss in a transaction, or looses a great deal of money.

Dude! You must have taken a bath on the sale of your car. Those Kias have no resale value.

by Rick Simpson May 18, 2008

Cat-Bath

The Cat-Bath is a dance move developed by the younger generation of the 21st century. It involves, whilst dancing, licking the back of one's hand, before raising it to their head and running down the side of their hair, in a cat-like bathing motion. This move is used in clubs across the UK, and can be adapted to fit any musical genre. Before long, the Cat-Bath will be a clubbing revolution.

Freddie: Look, Joe is doing the Cat-Bath!

Charlotte: Wow, he is one cool cat, it takes skill to get that right...

by DancingKing January 24, 2011

bathing apes

shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people

"haters get mad cause i got me some bathing apes"

by midgetmac December 16, 2007