LEGS BAG

A legs bag is the scrotum. Its called a legs bag because your ball bag hangs between your legs.

Phil : Hey Dave I heard you put that cunt Cubbo into hospital last week.

Dave : Yeah, I found out that he called the cops onto me for no reason at all so I kicked him in the legs bag with my steel capped boots. They ended up amputating his balls.

Phil : Serves the cunt right !

by D.P.K. August 17, 2008

God-bag

Derogatory name for fundamentalist Christian, a play on “douche bag”.

Do you believe that fucking god-bag spends his weekends protesting in front of the Woman's Health Center!

by KaiserKen December 17, 2008

Johnzie Bag

A bag of herbs which is sold exclusively by John Halligan. Often given to foolish customers who believe it is cannabis, John has made much profit from this great scam. However despite his best efforts to deny that the bag is in fact herbs, many cannabis-users in the local Waterford area now have it out for Halligan and his false baggies.

"Wud ya like a johnzie bag wud ya?"
"Aw no we got a johnzie bag!"

by John4Prez August 19, 2011

Speed Bagging

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.

"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"

by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019

whore-bag

A female who routinely lies, cheats, and generally acts like a skanky bitch.

She just lied about im-ing. What a whore-bag.

by qwertya December 10, 2006

double bag

when a girl is so nasty you have to use two condoms to feel safe

eww that bitch is soo sluty.
hey i double baged it

by Anonymous November 23, 2002

trick bag

(prison use) A situation where one prisoner attempts to frame, set up, blackmail, extort, or abuse another weaker inmate, usually through seemingly innocent acts or requests

Marcus got Jeff in a real trick bag, got him to carry those drugs and then informed on him.

by Lt. Commander Data December 16, 2008