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Johnzie Bag 

A bag of herbs which is sold exclusively by John Halligan. Often given to foolish customers who believe it is cannabis, John has made much profit from this great scam. However despite his best efforts to deny that the bag is in fact herbs, many cannabis-users in the local Waterford area now have it out for Halligan and his false baggies.
"Wud ya like a johnzie bag wud ya?"
"Aw no we got a johnzie bag!"
Johnzie Bag by John4Prez August 19, 2011

Johnnie guilbert

The most cutest emo guy alive. He has the most beautiful smile ever and the perfect eyes.
Johnnie guilbert by Heartwand January 13, 2021

Johnnie Cochran 

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.
Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.
Johnnie Cochran by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016

Johnnie Roscoe Production

A vision is only a dream until someone helps make it reality. Johnnie Roscoe Production represents more than a dream; it represents the memory of my late son John Roscoe. Who lost his life at 18 year old to senseless violence, John Roscoe had the passions people posses; the sense of accomplishment people desire and music and writing. Through his dream of music production his memories, will live on. This establishment of Johnnie Roscoe Production we conquer the talent others will understand here is family togetherness which matters. Johnnie Roscoe Production is a family ran business aiming to obtain the sense of union and to maintain the importance of music and family togetherness. If you are a new artist seeking to get started in the music business or an established artist needing new direction with your career, here are the services that we can provide.
Music Production * Radio Promotion * Record Label * Artist Development * Publishing * Song – Plugging
Subsidiary to Famous Records Corp/Universal Records
Johnnie Roscoe Production
Johnnie Roscoe Production- When Dream Makers Become Reality

Johnfields

The epitomy of backwards ass Colorado yokel. Usually found sipping lithium sun-tea and chasing elk and bear around Pikes Peak on his mountain bike. Once said to be extinct JohnFields Jr.'s now run rampant around the once peaceful colorado praire.
Just then the storm hit and lightning came down and johnfields everthing to hell.
Johnfields by shiggins January 14, 2008