Raising Awareness

I'm also raising about Piers Morgan's wife and how she needs a break because he's a retard piece of shit.

Hym "No Piers. What's actually happening here you are collectivizing to steal my work and I'm going to kill someone's kids if I don't get to retire before everyone else and you don't give me the credit I deserve and pay me. I have a right to do what I'm doing here and you don't have a right to profit in my stead. Not all Urban Dictionary posts are created equal. But, until then, I'll be raising awareness about how Piers Morgan's wife needs to take breaks to go and get schlonged by a fat cock because marriage is just the ancillary fate you are condemned to is you cock is fat."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

takes the awards

when something is so cool it is worthy of getting the 'awards' whatever that may be

that's definitly taking the awards today

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 18, 2004

Golden Globe Award

The guy lays on his back masturbaiting, just before he gets off his partner "male of female" urinates on the head of his penis causing ejaculation.

She gave me a golden globe award. I had piss running down my balls but it felt great

by gomer21280 December 22, 2009

The Lifetime Wank Award

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating

I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award

by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 25, 2010

cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

gold plunger award

This is the trophy one wins after a group text among friends displaying everyone's poop of the day for a period of time with a winner chosen based on the amount, size and shape and of coarse grossness.

"Dude I quit you are one nasty ass person, you win the gold plunger award hands down."

by Holyroot May 15, 2016

red flag award

When you fuck a girl when she's on her period

Yeah bro I fucked her last night

Friend : congrats your got the red flag award

by Yoish March 26, 2017