Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.

by RNGF June 10, 2018

Sexual assistance

An individual forcing another individual to finger a female

“Yeah man I had to get sexual assistance with Denise”

by Jackét October 15, 2018

Ankles & Asses

So overworked that you don't know if you're standing up or sitting down.

Gee Amber Lee, I'm so tired from my shift at the malt shop that I'm all ankles & asses over here.

by Lucky The Painproof Man November 13, 2018

OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

by robetitcussin February 23, 2019

Yellow Assassin

One who pees all over his surrounds. It can be a public toilet, or anywhere else that is public. They usually strike in the bathrooms, either from being drunk or for their urine fetish.

John: "Why is there piss everywhere?"
William: "Blame the Yellow Assassins."

by A Yellow Assassin June 5, 2019

Cyber Assassin

A hacker that basically deletes you from the internet.

My friend's account got deleted by a cyber assassin

by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019

Trades Assistant

When you are so infatuated with your male partner that you do everything for him: wash him, feed him, unzip him, assist him going Oiler, wipe him, felate him

George was so infatuated with Mace that he asked if he could be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019