apple

1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.

2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.

Products

Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture

by lmaoweresoscene December 28, 2005

apple

Microsoft's second fiddle.

I just bought Microsoft Word: Mac Edition

by moltovivace February 22, 2005

Apple Evangelist

People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.

"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.

"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.

by CloudPixie August 10, 2012

jack apple

Jack apple was the term used by British sailors in the 1800s for the apples that were kept on the ship that were kept fresh by floating in a barrel of rum. The sailors would eat the apples, and if they ate more than one a day, they would become "jack appled." As it moved onto modern times, a jack apple became slang for a dottering fool.

"You're such a jack apple!"

by ed molloy October 9, 2004

apple valley

Apple Valley is a city located in northwestern Dakota County in the U.S. state of Minnesota, and a suburb of the Twin Cities. It was incorporated in 1969. It is 17 square miles of crappy suburban neighborhood housing and .1 square miles of nice private housing. Where all it does is boast about the mall of america, when its not even in the same city. It is home too the independent district of 196 which has the longest public school year and the least amount of snow days which is ironic due to the fact that apple valley does not have a sufficient amount of snow plows. Where the night life does not even exist and there is nothing to due. You on

Apple valley kid 1: Lets do something tonight.
Apple valley kid 2: There is nothing to do we live in apple valley.

by Jebadiah Freeman January 9, 2011

apple juice

one of the many nicknames used by girls so she can talk to her bestfriend about the boy she likes right in front of him.. without him knowing she likes him.

Gianna : "omg apple juice is so hot"

by the1thatneverlies October 14, 2011

Pulling An Apple

A person that does not pull their weight during multiplayer gaming.

A person pulling an apple might give excuses like

1. I fell asleep.
2. Need to go to the bathroom.
3. Fixing a Sandwhich.
4. Shaving
5. Having a Seizure.

Do not fall for these.

Rand: Damn it Jim, you pulled an apple on us last night.

Jim: Sorry I was shaving and not pulling an apple.

by MajinFro April 1, 2009