LALAland is a place of timelessness. The impermanent is forever and originals are cast down. Nothing lasts because no one is satisfied and appetite is both king and queen.
Ego. Ego. Ego.
A wasteland of ego and hot air.
Ego. Ego. Ego.
A wasteland of ego and hot air.
"As soon as Los Angeles is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
by Sreud Ian Phlip August 21, 2006
Get the los angeles mug.definition one: some random girl that you find yourself fucking one night n when u come she demands u shot it all over her face and chest and makes u watch her sparkle like an angel
definition two: a mistake that happens when u shoot ur jizz into the jizz angel in definition number one.. usually ends up being a cute baby unless ur jizz is fucked
definition three: when you shoot your load in the snow n tell someone to go make a snow angel in your dick juice pile
definition two: a mistake that happens when u shoot ur jizz into the jizz angel in definition number one.. usually ends up being a cute baby unless ur jizz is fucked
definition three: when you shoot your load in the snow n tell someone to go make a snow angel in your dick juice pile
ex #1: damn that jizz angel i had last night was a FREAK
ex #2: i came in that freak last night shes gonna have my little jizz angel! i hope it dosent look like dave mustaine
ex #3: haha, i shot my load today n ur wife layed right in it..SWEET!
ex #2: i came in that freak last night shes gonna have my little jizz angel! i hope it dosent look like dave mustaine
ex #3: haha, i shot my load today n ur wife layed right in it..SWEET!
by psycho cookie monster September 27, 2009
Get the jizz angel mug.(1) when a female, particularly a woman of the night, blows on a male's testicles for sexual gratification.
(2) when a dog positions itself in a ball on the couch with an innocent look
(2) when a dog positions itself in a ball on the couch with an innocent look
"Dude, I didn't have enough cash for a blow-job last night from that stripper, but she gave me angel balls on the house."
"I'd punish the dog right now, but he looks like angel balls on the couch."
"I'd punish the dog right now, but he looks like angel balls on the couch."
by Joe Bobby12 January 7, 2010
Get the angel balls mug.during sex when the bottom scratches the tops back from shoulder blades to the end of their back. this can resemble a pair of angel wings.
by orb bpm May 11, 2018
Get the angel wings mug.a place where, even though it may be filled with whores, gangs, smog, and the most superficial fucks in all the world, i and about a trillion other pathetic bastards want to live. unlike me, most want to be famous. a place where a lot of the dreamers in the world come, and a place where, unfortunately, many dreams whither and die anyway. maybe it's ugly, hot, and charmless, but despite this i have hope that it has it's finer points... the parts of it past the gunspray, money, and snobbery. right? right? ugh.
by suninnovember December 16, 2004
Get the los angeles mug.A person who updates a friend's Facebook status with something that is clever, nice, or generally well received.
The opposite of a Facebook status hijacker.
The opposite of a Facebook status hijacker.
by MadZatchmo September 10, 2010
Get the Status Angel mug.Many people seem to be confused about the layout of the city of Los Angeles and think that it is just made of a billion suburbs. Los Angeles County is the most populous county in the United States. The county seat is the city of Los Angeles, which is the second largest city in the US. Other cities in the county include Long Beach, Glendale, Pasadena, Compton, etc. These cities are much smaller than Los Angeles, but they're interesting. In these cities you'll find attractions such as parks, museums,beaches, and much more.
People often think that the cities which surround Los Angeles are part of the city, when they are actually all part of Los Angeles County.
by :::::::::::::::::::: September 4, 2005
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