Lockdown Addict

A person who loves Quarantine, and never wants Life to go back to normal/ as it was pre-March 2020

John: Hey Andrew, have you seen our Country is finally re-opening!

Andrew: What!? No!? I loved Quarantine, I never want it to end!

John: Oh Andrew, I didn't know you were a Lockdown Addict

by troyr November 13, 2020

LouisP Addict

Someone or Something that is Crazy Obsessive over Louis Partridge.

I’ve been a LouisP Addict since Enola Holmes

by louiswifejackyrc January 13, 2021

New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!

“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
“Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip”
“But there’s morley’s”

by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021

Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.

He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict

by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021

doa.addiction/raven

The best person ever and my favorite mutual. I wouldn’t even consider them my mutual more like my bestfriend. Their an Ivan simp which is okay hes not that attractive to me but whatever. They also kin nikolai(me too) and they are gayyyy. Ily/p Raven

Random person: Hey Ivan, you know that doa.addiction/raven person?
Ivan: the one that’s obsessed with me?
Random person: Yeah they think you’re hot
Ivan: oh.

by Saturn/Givingcprtochuuya March 12, 2022

Fairmont addict

A man addicted to the Fairmont hotel chain. They are pretentious; they pronounce it as 'fa-mohn.' They wear slippers gifted from the Fairmont religiously, to the point at which they are disintegrating from the stench coming from them. The bathrobes and towels they use, stolen from the Fairmont, are yellowing in a disgusting way. They compare every hotel to the Fairmont, and can only sleep on the plush sheets of a Fairmont bed. This addiction is dangerous... and must be stopped.

Ansh loves the Fairmont! He's such a Fairmont addict

by Cactusfan101 March 26, 2022

Sex addict

A sex addict is someone who is addicted to... Well, sex! A sex addict may clear schedules just to get their bang on, but hey, can you blame them?... Long story short, yeah, you can.

Their sex addiction may be so strong they rely on multiple partners or a non-committed relationship. Sex addicts are aggressive when they cannot have sex, and most commonly, they show symptoms of withdrawl — like a drug or alcohol addict! Scary, huh?

"Dude, did you see Perry last night?" Mark asked with a tilt of his head, totally in awe.

Dennis laughed and nodded, motioning a hump into the air, then out. "Uh, yeah! Man was slaying all sorts of pussy, man!"

Jerry pointed, "Yeah, that's what he looked like! Seriously though, that dude's got some addiction or something... He's like a sex addict!"

by MooniLikesGrammar June 10, 2022