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fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.
by MarthNi June 12, 2018
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fapping

ah cant wait to get some good fapping
by Abanded April 2, 2022
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Dick Fap

Woah did you see that Dick Fap
by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015
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FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are
What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.
by Tibbarium August 20, 2020
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Fap burn

When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much
Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt
by Vicky_R October 9, 2016
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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
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