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dogs

“ayo man you gotta let the dogs breathe”
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*
by anonymous June 4, 2022
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dog

sadness in about 3-12 years.
2007: Mom I love my dog
2019: Mom... I miss him...
by XxxChunky_boixxX December 8, 2020
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T-dog

T-dog is used to describe a man who is so unique, you cannot find words to describe him. You will NEVER meet another person quite like a T-dog. A personality that is irreplicable.
"I will never meet a man like T-dog again, I dont even know how to describe him"
by LoveYouForeverTrey<3GMA(T) October 5, 2025
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DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.
I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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Dog

A man who goes out partying and fools around with lots of women.
“Bro you were a dog last night! All the girls were on top of you”
by Gsp123! October 15, 2021
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I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.
Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024
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