professional whistler 

Someone who likes to whistle random tunes at random times to avoid the fact that they cannot sing as good.

Just like King Julian, Ashley has taken on being a professional whistler. He can practise at any time, in any place and still know his girlfriend, Monica thinks the effort is adorable!

professional whistler by ash's_angel August 13, 2010

Whittlesea Railway Station

2 small platforms claiming to be a railway station in the town of Whittlesey, Cambs, UK.
Only served by a train every 2 hours it's a joke of a service.
It features a 30 year old beach shelter, lights, gates and a sign.
Ample Parking though!
A whole train cannot stop there as the platform is too short.

Now arriving at Whittlesea Railway Station.
Please move forward to the front two carriages or you won't be able to get off!

Whittlesea Railway Station by mehman2k16 July 30, 2009

whishle 

rhymes with whistle. Whistle noise made when making an s sound usually. People with severe cases of whishling will make this noise in other ways, namely the ch sound.

Mr.Hoffmn had the ideal whishle. People came from miles around to listen to his humorous lectures.

whishle by provider44 January 18, 2010

Whister Mud Pie 

It's a common trend in D1 fraternities to initiate pledges with the good ole Whitser mud pie. First the pledges are instructed to get incoherently intoxicated (as always and for their safety and benefit in this mission). They are then brought some sort of ratchet female, sometimes other females that go to the university that guys have ran through or more commonly referred to now as thots, or sometimes a below average stripper. The female is instructed to take a poop and not wipe, as the pledge has to "eat her ass" and clean her hole for her. Once he has satisfied his cleaning job, he is to pose for a single headshot type picture of himself smiling (teeth must be shown). This photo will be kept in his fraternity portfolio for the duration of his time at college.

Whister Mud Pie is loved by college frat plegdes!

Whister Mud Pie by Barry Luckholtz September 17, 2018

lick whittle 

To use your tongue and/or spit to carve a sugary treat into a shape, namely something inappropriate and phallic.

Wow! Your boyfriend is lucky that he has such a talented lick whittler for a boyfriend!

lick whittle by Helene Keller December 7, 2010

The Quincey Jones Whistlebox 

Circumsizing Quincey Jones and then buzzing through the foreskin, thus creating a pleasant Kazoo-like sound.

Sho Nuff! when my girl plays me that Quincey Jones Whistlebox it gets my juices running.

The Quincey Jones Whistlebox by John Whittaker February 12, 2004

Whistledog 

A small penis that thinks it's a big penis.

"My whistledog is so sexy."

Whistledog by pennn April 30, 2010