Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

toe watch

When an individual intensely watches someone's toes for a past time

Jordan is on toe watch

by Jodyaof June 10, 2017

Hoe Watch

When you go somewhere just to look at the thiccest bitches.

I went to the mall yesterday to hoe watch and I saw some juicy ass but I didn't tap.

by LilFranny May 8, 2018

Gay Watching

When you go to a location searching or marking the homosexual (usually male) community in that area.

Me: Ay I heard Haben was up there at Lenox square Gay Watching.

by Traphousekeem May 8, 2018

Gay Watching

When you go to a location searching or marking the homosexual (usually male) community in that area.

Me: Ay I heard Haben was up there at Lenox square Gay Watching.

by Traphousekeem May 8, 2018

Thug Watch

when you go out with your girlfriends in the hood, specifically to mingle with the local men

"Giiiiiirl, you tryna thug watch in the town tonight?"

by Ayyyye408 May 9, 2018

Whale watching

When the girls vagina squirts so much asif a whale was spraying from its blow hole.

Bro I heard you went whale watching yesterday

by Alohaxmahea February 10, 2017