toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)

The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.

by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018

Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 11, 2019

Alexander Richard Warner

Alexander Richard Warner is one of the best boyfriends ever! He is a great kisser and and the sweetest.He doesn’t like to be called his full name even though it is very cute. His girlfriend loves him very much! Together him and his girlfriend are called Malex! Maisie and Alex 14.02.19

oh look it’s maisie’s boyfriend alexander Richard Warner

by TheFattestBitchYouKnow.com December 10, 2019

Liquid Leg Warmers

To be suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Diarrhea.

Tina was wearing the old Liquid Leg Warmers today, the bathroom was a mess!

by KrispyK87 February 16, 2020

Rhode Island Neck Warmer

Is when you drunkenly get a blowjob from a hooker while visiting Rhode Island, in winter, behind the bar dumpster and midway through you vomit profusely onto his/hers neck thus warming their exposed neck. Allowing them to finish before last call

While visiting The Spider Room.
Hooker: Wanna head outside? I'll suck your cock.
Client: (just visiting)Isn't it cold out?
Hooker: I'll show you a Rhode Island Neck Warmer.

by J-hem September 25, 2020