vanilla midget

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.

Eddy + Benoit = VANILLA MIDGETS!

by NashMark March 26, 2005

Lance Vance Dance

Created by Lance Vance from GTA: Vice City. The Lance Vance Dance (pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce).

1. The Lance Vance Dance consistes of the video game character shooting out of a helicopter and cussing out people who can't hear him.

2. Your best friend humping your couch.

1. Dude, let's steal a helicopter and do the Lance Vance Dance.

2. "Natalie totally did the Lance Vance Dance on Colleen's couch."

by C-Fo December 15, 2008

Vanilla-Face

A derogatory term to describe Anglo-Saxon individuals. Used by other people of Anglo-Saxon ethnicity pretending to be someone of a visible minority (e.g., Borat in his movie).

Anglo-Saxon 1: Hey Man!
Anglo-Saxon 2: What is up Vanilla-Face?
Anglo-Saxon 1: What did you call me!?
Anglo-Saxon 2: You heard me!!

by Kleiner96 July 9, 2010

Vancouver

A large Canadian city with more crime than any other in North America per capita. They say its one of the top 3 places to live... but thats only if your rich. The home of the 2010 Olympics. Most people are lower middle class drug addicts. Cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, crack, all surprisingly popular with the entire lower mainland population. Think Washington, D.C... but in Canada. Nice govenment and media perception.

Vancouver: "I live in a nice neigborhood, and still robberies, B&E's, and auto theft happen in broad daylight".

Oh... I forgot to mention how pleased people are with our low "gun related" homicide rate. You dont need guns to kill somebody.

by HandsomeB.Wonderful May 2, 2006

Vancouver Steamer

Defecating on a females chest and then making the sound of the clock in Gas Town Vancouver.

" I don't think she'll be calling, I gave her the Vancouver Steamer"

by Vancouver_guy March 11, 2010

vanilla sausage

A white mans penis is sometimes referred to as vanilla sausage

I love sucking my boyfriends vanilla sausage

by dcm999 January 7, 2014

vanilla cherry bomb

The act of busting inside your slut when she is bleeding, filling your mouth with the combined juices, and spitting it in her face.

Man, last night I gave suzy the vanilla cherry bomb and she loved it!!!

by riotchilde June 1, 2006