unicorn

you know when u get a report card and ur teacher gave u a "U"? Well it stands for unicorn, as D stands for dolphin.

"no mother i did not get an unsatisfactory grade on my report card u must have mistaken it, i got a unicorn on my report card."

by Rosa February 27, 2004

Unicorn

Taboo sex position where a male places his penis in the center of partner's forehead

"Dude how was your weekend?"
"Awww u know chillin' Unicorned some bitches'

by LarcenyOf MoneyStax October 27, 2010

Unicorning

Using jizz to shape the hair on one's head into a unicorn-like horn, and using it to fuck something/someone.

"I found a bottle of old jizz, so I decided to go unicorning."

by JK4297 March 2, 2009

Awkward Unicorn

Similar to the original "Awkward Turtle" concept. Hand is made into a "peace" sign (can also be a "rock on" sign) and back of hand is touched to forehead, like a two-horned unicorn.

-awkard silence-
Kandy: "Awkward Turtle!"
LoLo: "AWKWARD UNICORN!"

by LoLo Levity July 26, 2009

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004

Unicorned

When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.

"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"

by Flappy98 July 19, 2012

unicorn

A guy with a huge cock

he had a cock the size of the horn on a unicorn

by mike_ox_longer February 17, 2019