Ubering Children

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.

I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.

by Crazy49 February 29, 2020

Uber tug

When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.

Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???

by Big berry 1 September 7, 2018

uber

1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft

U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber

by iwantfoodpleasefeedme April 1, 2018

Uber Khan

Two guinea pigs in a trench coat.

My piggies have become Uber Khan. They were out last night again...

by Nigrump December 22, 2019

uber foreplay

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.

You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.

by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016

uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana

Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed

by AdomW November 1, 2017

Ubered

Noticeably high on a controlled substance more strong than alcohol or marijuana.

geeked trippin tweeked zippedzoomin

Dude, that crazy looking guy that just ran up to your car naked and screaming was clearly ubered!

by Dawn from Queens July 12, 2017