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shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
mugGet the shit-twatmug.

Twat Tots

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.
by vulgarqt December 9, 2017
mugGet the Twat Totsmug.

twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.
a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"
by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009
mugGet the twat schoolmug.

twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.
Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...
by maja2000 June 6, 2017
mugGet the twitter-twatmug.

honky twat

An adjective describing a woman usually older than 40 that hangs out at country bars/country music after parties looking for someone to have sex with.
Usually outdated with the times and appearing desperate and unkept.
Did you see Darlene? She bounced on my cousins cock and balls for three hours... after that Billy Ray Cyrus song got her all hot and bothered, what a Honky Twat!!!
by Fritterwagon42 May 12, 2018
mugGet the honky twatmug.

vapid twat

Are you ok”

“Do i look okay you fucking vapid twat”
by notabottom: March 6, 2022
mugGet the vapid twatmug.

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word
He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.
by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018
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