soft touch

the act of manual stimulation, sometimes oral sex, by a provider at a massage parlor... think happy ending

My masseuse really earned her tip with that soft touch!

by ginneed June 7, 2011

touched

1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.

by Light Joker November 8, 2006

touching sock

Used to describe a situation that has progressed way beyond touching cloth.

You know it's too late when you're touching sock!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

Titty Touch November

The Month Of November Is The Month Of Titty Touching And Nipple Grabbing.In November Everybody Gets Free Passes To Grab Tittys And Nipples.

Imma grab Kaylas Titty I can get in trouble because its Titty Touch November

by ThemonthMan October 3, 2019

National touch your dad day

Touch your dad anywhere 😉😉 Only on may 5th

I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only

by National rape your dad day May 4, 2020

Don't Touch My Ankles

Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T

Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"

by 0mikey0 July 17, 2009

Touché Raise

After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression

Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)

by JonesyNorthWales92 June 28, 2009