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Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.
Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.
by Get real 23 April 30, 2025
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Zach Oder

Dwarf boy who likes touching mens thighs. He enjoys being rubbed. He wants Lou Williams up his ass. He gives chipmunk head. He looks like a chode. Zach is the next Effron. Zach Oder is the smartest chipmunk I've ever seen.
Zach Oder wishes he could marry Aiden.
by Lil Pey Pey May 10, 2019
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Zach

A Zach is usually a sexy man with a sexy soul. He can get possessive towards someone he loves and also make them feel like the most important person on earth. He loves to have sex with hot women and uses every single body part capable of penetration. But his other talents and personality overshadow his bed skills. If you see a Zach, value him with all your heart.
by itsyaboizac November 22, 2021
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Zach Melby Money

An abundance of money, Rich, very well off financially
Damn he has that Zach Melby Money
by Flo terms March 19, 2024
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Zaching

When a dude changes his political views to get attention from women. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with
Friend 1: bro did you see Kyle talking about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe that shit, he’s just Zaching for karen
by Not a Zacher December 18, 2019
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Zach

He’s obviously hot and everyone has a crush on him. He don’t respond to text ever but he’s still the one all girls want. Oh and he’s loyal......
Girl 1: who’s that

Girl 2: that’s Zach everyone has a crush on him
by Suckiteasyyyyyyy April 16, 2019
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zach

the finnest man on planet earth. Hes always there for you when you need him, always happy to help, and you may never see him be mad. Hes got a warm heart, a loving soul, and a playful personality. He always cares about the small and big things and never fails to make you feel wanted. We love zach.
hey you know that guy Zach? Yeah hes really cool and not to mention hot.
by ijijiokk March 15, 2022
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