Zach

Zach is my little retard, zach is the prince kitten and the sweetest big brown bear, and has the biggest cock

Zach has a big cock ;), he makes Rhys's penis look small

by XxnocturnalretardpenisxX December 11, 2022

zach

the finnest man on planet earth. Hes always there for you when you need him, always happy to help, and you may never see him be mad. Hes got a warm heart, a loving soul, and a playful personality. He always cares about the small and big things and never fails to make you feel wanted. We love zach.

hey you know that guy Zach? Yeah hes really cool and not to mention hot.

by ijijiokk March 16, 2022

Zach

Periodt ahh period uhh ahh nigga

Damn Zach, are you on your period uhh? 👅

by Xelyz August 07, 2024

Zach

Gets people fit and strong AF, will eat all your food, loves dogs.

He got that person fit AF, while eating a whole chicken, while walking a dog, he’s definitely a Zach.

by Zach1101997 November 24, 2021

Zach

A very cool guy .. mostly tall.. soo independent. Very honest and creative as well.. that mf gon be rich asf ..

Bro.. this new guy called Zach is soo awesome

by November 24, 2021

zach

a new bot lane champion in the league of legends, people always say he's really troll and useless as an ADC and not up to par with most bot champions. His abilities are as follow :

Q - Zach randomly charges in place for 4 seconds, teleporting 0.5 meters in front of a random enemy champion anywhere on the map

W - Zach gains a shield absorbing 100dmg(ap+ad), but runs in a straight line towards the enemy while casting. If he is near a turret, he will be feared back and forth into the tower range.

E - repells all enemy females within 300m

R - Zach goes on a rampage and kills everyone, but this skill is only activatable when in silver elo or lower.

Have you seen the new champion "Zach"? They said Zach's only good for impressing silver or lower egirls.

by notnicole123 December 02, 2018

Zach

Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.

Zach where are all your rings! You must have pawned them.

by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022