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K text

The extremely annoying one or two character text consisting of either "K" or "Ok" that one receives at or near the end of a text conversation, usually preceded by a informative or directive text. Hated universally for its lack of substance and often wasting valuable limited texts for those of us who are too poor to afford unlimited.
While texting:
"R u goin to the game 2mrw?"
"Yea everyone else is going"
"K"

"Will you go out with me?"
"No I think you are unattractive and stupid."
"K"

Teenager 1: Dude why didn't you text me back?
Teenager 2: You send me the K text you dumbass.
by WLH May 3, 2008
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the double text

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.
Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011
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Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat October 3, 2007
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Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.
No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.
by goduke123 January 23, 2009
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one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.
"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."
by alupinthat April 3, 2010
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tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.
If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss
by edsea9 November 12, 2011
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Hendrix text

A text message, which was written and sent while the mobile phone is behind the writer/senders back. Named after the on stage guitar moves of Jimi Hendrix.
Mary: Damn, I need to send a text message to Dave - think I left the iron on.
Kelly: You better send a Hendrix text so Bob can't see you - he's about to start his announcement.
by buckonz May 9, 2014
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