Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.
We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!
by avery de la 408 July 16, 2008
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by colley301279 August 27, 2007
Get the Tablet Security Device mug.A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part
by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009
Get the Tableface mug.Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.
Examples
Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
by King of illy December 11, 2009
Get the TableFuck mug.In Tabletop or Board Games involving armies, tableing or to table someone is to completely and utter wipe out an opponent's unit from the board, often in an aggressive manner.
Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.
Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.
Player 1: "Ok, I move my flamethrower units closer to your last squad and fire. *rolls* That's 8 hits."
Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"
PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"
Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"
PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"
by Luke_Prowler July 30, 2010
Get the Tableing mug.A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.
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