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Suck It Sleazy 

When a women gives a man oral pleasure, because that’s the way it should be. However, she doesn't make love to the damn cock, she does it dirty, as seen in porn. Talking dirty and giving mean sexy looks is not required, but definitely encouraged, as is licking balls. This can be done not only by the filthy trash bag you bang on the side, but your true love as well.
"That's right bitch, suck it sleazy."
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suck my last name 

For people with awesome last names (such as Cox) that could technically be sucked. Used as a come back or to brag when you're winning.
Guy 1: you totally suck at this game dude.
Guy 2: suck my last name!
suck my last name by BIGCOX20 April 17, 2011

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! 

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!
verb phrase meaning to koom
Ho 1: I said I wouldn't koom...tonight...
Ho 2: But you suck it all the time!
suck it by 22cm22 February 17, 2008

suck the banana

A term to make oral sex seem more appealing to younger people, used in a situation where a young person would be blindfolded in order to hide the identity of the male apendage, making them think it is a banana.
child: "But Father Maxi, I dont want to play suck the banana anymore!"

suck my tampon

for girls only: what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my tits. taken from the male term suck my dick. also gets people to shut up
example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon

example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon
suck my tampon by ciroc b October 31, 2010