shitpost status

Basically a millennial version of youtube poop.

Jim: At least one of these shitpost status videos always pop up in my home page, what's up with all of them having the same title?

Harry: They're basically youtube poop, you boomer.

Jim: Darn I feel old.

shitpost status by tropical potatoes January 9, 2021

andy status 

straight up fuckin broke. so broke dat u got go 2 bobby blues instead of jimmy jazz. so broke u gotta save up 2 be broke. So broke hobos give u money. so broke u dream of one day bein homeless

man i wanna get chips on layaway but i cant! dats some straight up andy status shit right there!

andy status by new york city's one and only chino July 29, 2008

Phill status 

origanly based on a girl who is definetly not perfect, but everyone thinks shes is. used as a compliment.

Boy at waldorf sf: look at her. shes definetly got an almost phill status. 2nd boy at waldorf: yeah i know. I CALL DIBS ON HER!

Phill status by elliot dwyer carney January 20, 2009

Turtle Status 

when you are waiting on someone to deliver something or drop something off and they are taking for ever to show up or call back.

when murph says he will be over in 10 minutes to give you the money he owes you and still hasn't called and hour later. fucking TURTLE STATUS.

Turtle Status by 321firefunk January 9, 2010

homo status 

something that sucks or is gay

guy 1:i broke my leg last week guy2: thats so homo status

homo status by tNt MaN January 22, 2008

Dane Cook Status 

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

Dane Cook Status by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007

wig status 

The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.

I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.

wig status by mini wig November 14, 2009