2 definitions by Christian Ramos

Opeis

A sexually Transmitted disease that looks like crabs but is much more dangerous and ichs like shit only can get it with deep vaginal sex

yo Daniel i think i got that opeis from yo Moms it sucks donkey Dung

by Christian Ramos November 12, 2007

Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

by Christian Ramos November 13, 2007