Splitzkrieg

An outrageous sexual manouvre involving ice, a fighter plane, flexibility or yoga classes, and some sheer determination. The Splitzkrieg is only performed under dire sexual circumstances.

My girlfriend was doing a sweet splitzkrieg last night.

by Mohan Sebastien Tantado November 7, 2009

Split end

2 meanings for this one:

1. Something to do with female hair idk

2. When your condom breaks

1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"

2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split

end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)

by SexuallyAttractiveLol July 19, 2021

lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart

god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night

by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

by Duhastmich November 18, 2013

chinese splits

When you do a handstand and extend both legs to each side while a guy digs you out.

Giiiirl..he was eating the P good last night..had me in all kinda portions..even the chinese splits

by kleezy45 November 26, 2015

banana split

A post-operation transvestite

Kaitlin jenner is a banana split.

by Coalhoal April 3, 2016

Lickety-split

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"

You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.

by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019