roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse
Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!
by SHALACKS March 21, 2016
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Double Roast

A roast, in which one sentence roast the subject twice.

In the example, the subject is roasted twice by stating he can't hit a baseball, as well as a perpetrator of domestic violence.
Hey did you hear that sick Double Roast from UrinatingTree, "Hey Addison whaddya say, the only thing you're hitting is your girl today."
by tylerk1111 October 29, 2018
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toast roast

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"
by harrysaidso August 2, 2016
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Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.
by No homo 45 June 5, 2024
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Roasted

Somebody who got burned so much by an insult that they turned to ketchup
That dude got roasted, he is ketchup now
by TheWizdum September 7, 2022
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Roast

Person 1: "You idiot! You're the reason why Tiktok exists!"
Audience: "Woah did he just roast that guy?!"
by MicroFlood March 13, 2023
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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
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