lumpy pants

Usully descirbed when a mal has a HUGE erection which makes his pants look "lumpy"

We just gobbled Jorge and Alex's knobs and now they have lumpy pants!

by Crotchet and Winston October 3, 2007

Pookie Pants

two words given to your boyfriend or girlfriend to make them stop being angry at you.

him: shut up dummyhead.
her: but pookie pants...
him:im sorry. i love you.

by sawaaahhhh February 1, 2009

pillow pants

A reference in Clerks 2. A lie told to repressed christian girls to prevent them from having pre-marital sex. The name "pillow pants" is that of the fictional troll that lives in the girl's vagina that will cut off any penis that enters.

Pillow pants is the name of the troll...that lives in her pussy...

by Tony B.G.L.L. July 26, 2006

SUV in the pants

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk

I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle

by mandingoe June 1, 2004

Action Pants

A pair of pants that are made for action.

Oh, wait! I forgot to go put on my action pants! *runs to closet*

by danidama September 9, 2005

Yogurt pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who has no business wearing them.

That narwahl should not have worn those yogurt pants out in public.

by Cobra27 June 12, 2016

Put your pants back on

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.

"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

by Eric Guan October 21, 2011