mouse potatoe

The computer equivalant of a couch potatoe
by Michelle August 05, 2003
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potato quality

adjective.
Used to describe low quality videos
1:dude did you shot this video with a potato?
2:yeah i agree this video has the worse kind of potato quality
by awaffleduck September 08, 2014
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Couch Potato

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"
Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?
by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010
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potato masher

The germans used potato mashers in WWI and WWII
by The Col. December 05, 2004
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Hot Potato

A live grenade, esp one that has it's pin removed and handle flown.
by NoXion March 26, 2005
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rice and potatoes

an interracial relationship consisting of one partner of east or southeast Asian descent and an extremely white caucasion person. A rice and potato couple usually consists of one extremely fobby Asian and a dweeby white person.
Hung Lo and Edgar are the typical gay rice and potatoes couple. They eat dumplings with mayonnaise.
by Poonstankqua January 07, 2009
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Sack of Potatoes

As in the expression, "drop you like a sack of potatoes" which indicates that the aforementioned "sack" containing "potatoes" has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack.
Touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a fucking sack of potatoes!
by robinlovesmen April 07, 2003
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