Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.

I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...

by BDE1987 July 2, 2017

Dick naked

Wearing no clothes completely nude

I'm in the shower, dick naked of course

by Epictailz February 19, 2017

bitchin naked

Nice body that is naked.

Has the right curves. Just nice to look with out clothes on.

She was so hat with her clothes off , she was bitchin naked bro!

by Slash69 March 4, 2017

Naked Jeremy

When a truck driver drives his rig naked.

Company got me a new rig, I don't know if it has camera's. If it does I'm going to go Naked Jeremy.

by Legi0n March 11, 2017

naked angel

A person who is generally considered angelic in appearance or actions stripping all clothes and care for the world.

"They're like an angel! And..... wow. they're naked. I'm in the presence of a naked angel."

by RobotGirl Penny May 11, 2016

Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum April 28, 2016

naked floss

The action where holding each end, you put a towel between your legs, and floss your genitals dry by pulling it forward and backwards.

After I shower to dry my taint I do the naked floss.

by Ceige15 January 25, 2018