cod lock

To block out or be placed in an undesirable position. To jump in front of.

Man, Mikie really Cod Locked you guys at the bar last night. He was talking to all the ladies there and we never got in a word in with them. No boots for us again.

by mark5150 February 6, 2015

Fart Locker

The mobile fart locker (n) refers to someone who lives in his motorhome in the winter who is constantly trying to keep the heat in and since he lives alone and all he does is watch porn and fart, the motorhome always reeks of anus and spooge.

There goes that boner Ferrone in his mobile fart locker, I'm glad he beat it so we can invite some chicks over.

by The Boney July 27, 2006

pound it, lock it, shock it

a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.

"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)

by bpbrs December 6, 2006

murphy lock

1. Extreme wedgie. (See Wedgie)
2. Non-reversible case of pants up ones ass.

Those shorts would be pants if she didn't have a murphy lock.

by nlstiger July 18, 2005

Locker room faggotry

Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.

Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.

Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.

by Goat Salad July 6, 2010

mango lock

He is a Faggot. Period.

Stop being such a Mango.

by anonymous February 20, 2005

Goldy Lock

When you eat a lot of corn and the next day you poop, theres a bunch of corn in it. When you poop a huge log of poo it looks like its a lock of brown poo with yellow specks.

Guy walks out of bathroom with a smile on his face.
Guy 2: What are you so happy about?
Guy: I just shat out a HUGE goldy lock

by IWOVECATS January 26, 2011