Laser-like Focus

An Australian Colloquial term for willful ignorance

Minister Tudge at the Robodebt Royal Commission "I had a laser-like focus on my responsibility as the minister" I didn't know the scheme was unlawful.

by GovtPFFT February 1, 2023

liberal chungus

a big liberal with a large yapper who won't shut the hell up

That liberal chungus was all up in my bungus about some humongous fungus in the shape of a rhombus over at Fonda's

by johnaldmarston June 17, 2023

Liberal

A liberal is a very frail, pale, Tarzan haired individual, who functions according only by his current emotional state, who’s IQ is lower than 75, which contributes to his opinion that genders are a spectrum, and him sucking his fellow boys.

He also drinks a litre of soy milk every single morning and has 3 times as much oestrogen in his body compared to his testosterone. Hates anyone who is based.

Also a faggot.

Mike: look! Bob is making out with a guy, itching his ass and drinking soy milk all at once.

Steve: Ah, that faggot has to be a liberal

by Fuckliberals222 September 5, 2023

Laser

An alternative term for receiving a blowjob.

Person 1: yo have you gotten any laser recently?

Person 2: na I get no bitches.

by Major laser September 16, 2023

digitization laser

a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)

Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.

by Bonzer Tucker May 26, 2004

Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013

Acute Liberalism

N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."

Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.

See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist

by James Hoffa Lincoln June 17, 2016