Launchpad

An ugly girl. A Duck (ugly duckling). Derived from Lauchpad McQuack from Ducktales.

"...So what's her friend look like?"

"She's a launchpad Bro"

by Luke Calvin November 21, 2006

Business man's lunch

3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.

Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"

Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."

B: "Oh... What did you have?"

E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."

by Kmadd December 14, 2004

lunch bitch

lunch lady /moniter w/ attitude usually fat or poor

that lunch bitch got me in trouble again

by beer fux me up March 4, 2005

custard launcher

What the fuck do you think it means, you wanker? It means your penis.
Custard = your semen.

Man, look at that custard launcher...
I just came and my dick turned into a custard launcher

by ItsAllOgreNow July 26, 2014

lunchboxx

some one who does drugs frequntley

your such a lunchboxx

by t-moneywfsgfgwsfgsffyt3teu November 3, 2006

Plowman's Lunch

During intercourse, one partner: vomits, defecates and urinates into a large lunch cooler. Afterwards, the very same partner proceeds to lather this concoction of bodily fluids all over their lover and force feed it to him or her. Making out afterwards is imperative.

Diane came over last night. After about an hour of sensual foreplay, we both enjoyed a helping of plowman's lunch.

by Señor Fernandes April 5, 2011

Launchin'

v. Lying about something. Acting like you got something or did something that you really didn't.

You launchin' dog stop that mayne.

by Memphis Reppa July 6, 2007