Jordy 

He is so sexy and got that big cock he is meant for a girl name chloe

Jordy should fuck chloe

Jordy by Ruby and max April 19, 2019

Michael Jordan-ing 

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.

She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.

Michael Jordan-ing by OptimisticPrime January 7, 2015

Mitchell and Jordan

Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.

Look at those to. They are like a Mitchell and Jordan

Mitchell and Jordan by The prince63 November 2, 2009

Jordan 

an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.

"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."

Jordan by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020

Caitlin Jordan 

Beautiful from the inside out. Hilarious. Most often brown-eyed and the owner of extremely long hair. Often times too trusting. Has had her heart broken too many times, and just wants someone to love her for who she is.

Brad: Who's that gorgeous girl over there?
Mitch: Oh, that's Caitlin Jordan. Back off man, she's been hurt a lot. You don't stand a chance.
Brad: I just feel like I want to make her happy.

Caitlin Jordan by Caitlin Jordan, Duh. July 31, 2011

team Jordan's 

A headass Jordan shoe.

Boi if you don't take off them fie team Jordan's.

team Jordan's by Will Ogude March 18, 2017

Team Jordan’s 

bootleg ass Jordan’s that are NOT retros I repeat NOT retros that are usually worn by niggas named Manasseh,Alex,Randy,Steve,John,Tyler,Joe

Retro Jordan’s are real

team Jordan’s are fake

Team Jordan’s by Real_Definitions July 18, 2019